1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,000 Donald: Do you have the panties? 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,611 Diane: I'm having a DNA sample taken. 3 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,946 Donald: Make it stop and give them to me. 4 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,781 Victoria: Previously on "The Oval"... 5 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,082 Diane: I want to know as soon as you have the results. 6 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:08,784 - She didn't come home? - No. 7 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:10,085 Victoria: Your grandmother's gonna take you 8 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:11,420 and your sister away for a while. 9 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,088 - Hallie here... - Ellie. 10 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:14,757 Hunter: Ellie here will be my new press secretary. 11 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:15,646 Victoria: How long have you been married? 12 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,214 Priscilla: 15 years. 13 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,827 Victoria: Has he been faithful the whole time? 14 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:20,396 Ellie: Consider this your debriefing. 15 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,997 Jason: My parents suck. I wish they were dead. 16 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,699 My father has all kinds of whores. 17 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,267 - We get punished. - Sir, I'm gonna have to... 18 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,024 Jason: Shut up, damn it. Uh! 19 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,026 Jean: Aagh! 20 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,461 Oh... 21 00:00:30,596 --> 00:00:32,596 Jason: Uh... uh... 22 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:33,998 Jean: Nngh... 23 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:36,200 [Gasping] 24 00:00:40,339 --> 00:00:41,339 Jason: I'm sorry. 25 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,541 Jean: Get off. Get off me. 26 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:45,042 Jason: OK. Shut up. Shut... 27 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,089 Jean: Jason, get off me. I said, get off me. 28 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,814 Jason: No, no. No. Please stop screaming. Please. 29 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,816 I can... I can get you money. 30 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:55,286 You can't tell anyone. 31 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:57,888 Jean: Move. 32 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:01,025 Jason: Please. Look. They'll put me away, OK? 33 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,626 Please stop struggling. 34 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,072 Please just give me a few days, OK? 35 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:06,564 Will you not tell anyone? 36 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,966 Jean: No. 37 00:01:09,101 --> 00:01:12,503 Jason: I'm gonna let go of you, OK? Can you... 38 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:14,605 OK. Just... 39 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,707 Just go on. 40 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,009 No, no. No. 41 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,811 Jean: Uh! 42 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:29,119 Aah! Don't! 43 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,289 Mmph... 44 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,893 [Whimpering] 45 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,997 [Gasping] 46 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,000 [Gasping stops] 47 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:51,008 I didn't want to do this again. 48 00:01:53,312 --> 00:01:54,812 Shh shh. 49 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:00,885 Man on P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 50 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,920 the president Ladand first lady. 51 00:02:03,055 --> 00:02:07,391 Different man: ? Feels like I'm runnin' out of time ? 52 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:14,098 ? You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine ? 53 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:19,203 ? Not really sure where we're headed to ? 54 00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:23,541 ? I just hope that you make it when I do ? 55 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:46,664 Jason: Uh! 56 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,001 Uh... uh... 57 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,170 [Whimpers] 58 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,772 No. 59 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,792 Victoria: Ready? 60 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,962 Jason: Yeah. 61 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,441 Victoria: Your grandmother's here. 62 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,498 Are you packed? 63 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,304 Did she finish? 64 00:03:30,142 --> 00:03:31,675 Jason: Yeah. 65 00:03:33,245 --> 00:03:37,781 Victoria: Well, get your things. Your grandmother's downstairs. 66 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,717 [Zip] 67 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:44,221 And get Sam up here right away, please. 68 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,191 - Why? - Just get him up here. 69 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,793 Jason: OK. 70 00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:57,735 Victoria: What are you looking at? Go. 71 00:03:59,805 --> 00:04:01,905 Go. 72 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,311 Donald: [Exhales] 73 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,815 - I am furious. - I know. I know. 74 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,795 Diane: That girl is younger than my daughter. 75 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,931 Donald: I know. Look. I will talk to him, OK? 76 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,866 Diane: If that man gives her this job, 77 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,158 oh, you best believe I will walk out that door. 78 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:22,771 Donald: I know. I will talk to him. 79 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,673 He won't do it. I will talk to him. 80 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,608 Diane: You better, because all the things I have on... 81 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:28,232 Donald: Oh, do not threaten me. 82 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:31,035 Diane: Oh, I'm not threatening. I'm stating the facts. 83 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,571 Do you have any idea the things they say about him, 84 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,974 the whispers that I have been controlling... 85 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:39,043 That he's a womanizer; 86 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:42,579 that he and his wife come to blows, literal blows; 87 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:45,516 that the kids hate him and her; 88 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:48,352 that he is as dumb as a bag of rocks, 89 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:49,820 has a ego the size of Texas 90 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:52,289 and a penis the size of a thumbtack? 91 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,059 And I have kept this all under control 92 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,528 on this campaign trail, but this, 93 00:04:57,663 --> 00:04:59,563 this is another animal. 94 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,443 Donald: Listen. I will talk to him. 95 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,933 I will do it. 96 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,546 I promise you, I will, and this will be fine, OK? 97 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,036 Diane: You have 24 hours. 98 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,816 Donald: Oh, no. That sounds like a threat to me. 99 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:11,442 Diane: Well, then, call it what you want. 100 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,914 Donald: Damn it, Hunter! 101 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,119 Victoria: Sam... 102 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:23,721 Sam: Yes, ma'am? 103 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:25,600 Victoria: My daughter has locked herself in her bathroom, 104 00:05:25,624 --> 00:05:27,135 and my mother is here to get her. 105 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:29,026 Would you please get her out? 106 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:31,295 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 107 00:05:39,271 --> 00:05:41,638 - Open it. - Yes, ma'am. 108 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,446 Gayle: [Sighs] 109 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,251 Victoria: Get up. 110 00:05:54,386 --> 00:05:56,019 Gayle: I don't want to go. 111 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,333 Victoria: Your grandmother is on her way upstairs. 112 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,890 You don't have a choice. 113 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:01,770 Gayle: I said, I don't want to go. 114 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:04,361 Victoria: Get up, or this man will pick you up. 115 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,430 Gayle: I hate you. 116 00:06:06,565 --> 00:06:07,831 Victoria: That's fine. 117 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,927 Get up and go to the living room. 118 00:06:11,303 --> 00:06:12,536 Gayle: [Scoffs] 119 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,377 Victoria: I'm sorry, Sam. 120 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,112 Sam: Oh, I understand. 121 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,814 Victoria: Do you have kids? 122 00:06:23,949 --> 00:06:25,149 Sam: No, ma'am. 123 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:26,717 Victoria: Hmm. 124 00:06:26,852 --> 00:06:29,319 I would think that you would. 125 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,388 Sam: Why is that? 126 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:35,526 Victoria: Well, I mean, you're so sexy, 127 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:39,062 what woman couldn't keep her hands off you? 128 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,697 Sam: Well, thank you, ma'am. 129 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,367 - Mm. - Is that all? 130 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:45,803 Victoria: For now. 131 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,805 Sam: Thank you. 132 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,574 Victoria: Maybe you should stay close 133 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:53,577 in case this situation gets out of hand. 134 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,013 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 135 00:06:57,716 --> 00:06:59,817 Victoria: Wait in the kitchen? 136 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,685 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 137 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,026 Victoria: Hmm. 138 00:07:09,161 --> 00:07:11,495 - Damn. - What? 139 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,964 Ellie: I should hire you. 140 00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:16,733 Hunter: Well, I have my skill set. 141 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:20,237 Ellie: It was pretty impressive. 142 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:22,272 Hunter: For a white boy. 143 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:26,376 Ellie: Heh. Touche. Ha! Thank you. 144 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,312 Hunter: For what? 145 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:31,381 Ellie: This job. I'm gonna be great at it. 146 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,650 Hunter: Yeah. I know you are. 147 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,986 Ellie: Get dressed. 148 00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:37,354 Hunter: No. 149 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:38,900 Ellie: Seriously, we have some work to do. 150 00:07:38,924 --> 00:07:40,891 Hunter: Ohh, to hell with work. 151 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:42,971 Ellie: You have a country to run. 152 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:45,006 Hunter: Yeah. Let someone else do it. 153 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:48,065 Ellie: No. Seriously. Hurry up before your wife comes down. 154 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,481 Hunter: No. She's somewhere shaking in her boots. 155 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,169 Ellie: Why? 156 00:07:52,304 --> 00:07:54,416 Hunter: Her mom's in town, so I'm trying to hang out here 157 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,073 as long as I can. 158 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,208 Ellie: What's wrong with her mother? 159 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,777 Hunter: She could scare the devil. 160 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:05,649 Ellie: Well, maybe she's an angel. 161 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:08,151 Hunter: Angel of Death is more like it. 162 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,686 Ellie: OK. 163 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,489 Well, whatever she is, I certainly don't want 164 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,692 to run into her until I have 165 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,595 my "I'm so misunderstood" face back. 166 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,775 Hunter: Yeah? Why can't you do that now? 167 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:23,700 Ellie: No. This is pleasure me. 168 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:28,005 Hunter: [Clicks tongue] 169 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,606 Ellie: Come on. Let's go. 170 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,075 Hunter: When will I see you again? 171 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,844 Ellie: Mm... 172 00:08:33,979 --> 00:08:36,613 I'll see you until I can't. 173 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,181 Hunter: I love it. 174 00:08:41,553 --> 00:08:43,854 Good-bye. Ellie. 175 00:08:43,989 --> 00:08:46,156 Ellie: Sir. 176 00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:50,193 Donald: Oh... 177 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:05,375 Hunter: Hi, Donald, and, no, don't want to hear it. 178 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,978 Ohh... ahh... 179 00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:10,714 Donald: Look. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to. 180 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:14,089 Hunter: Oh, I think you are not remembering who you're talking to. 181 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,653 Donald: I'm sorry, but I think it is a grave mistake 182 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:19,823 to make that young lady anything but what she already is. 183 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,393 Hunter: Young lady. Exactly. She looks the part. 184 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,963 The press secretary should represent this office, 185 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:29,366 and I want her representing this office. 186 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:33,203 Donald: Sir, this country cares about more than just TandA. 187 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,606 Hunter: I don't think you remember who you're talking to. 188 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:42,079 Donald: Sir, that young lady is not qualified. 189 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,814 Hunter: Uh... 190 00:09:43,949 --> 00:09:46,316 actually, she's very qualified. 191 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:47,884 Donald: Sir, if you do this, 192 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,664 the entire press corps will know. 193 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,021 Diane is pissed, and she... 194 00:09:51,156 --> 00:09:55,325 Hunter: Control her. She's your problem. 195 00:09:56,462 --> 00:10:00,030 Donald: Sir, she can destroy this whole administration, 196 00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,398 and I need your... 197 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,711 Hunter: You know, Donald, I think you're forgetting 198 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:03,834 who you're talking to. 199 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:07,404 I'm not my wife. She's all bark. 200 00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:11,875 Go prepare the press briefing. 201 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,745 My decision's made. 202 00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:19,449 Donald: Yes, sir. 203 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,618 Hunter: She's the one. 204 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,723 Donald: Yes, sir. 205 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:32,796 [Stove clicking] 206 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:38,902 Sam: Hey. 207 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,204 Priscilla: What are you doing up here? 208 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:44,007 Sam: She needed me to help with something. 209 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:48,111 Priscilla: Hmm. She sure does call on you a lot. 210 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,213 Sam: It's the job. 211 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,749 Priscilla: So you still have an attitude. 212 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,284 Sam: We're at work. 213 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,752 Priscilla: So we can't talk? 214 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,388 Sam: Can you just do what you're doing? 215 00:10:58,524 --> 00:10:59,890 Priscilla: OK. 216 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,459 Fine, but being an ass is not gonna get me 217 00:11:02,594 --> 00:11:04,227 to want to give you some. 218 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,064 Sam: You act like you're doing me a favor. 219 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,566 Priscilla: That's not what I meant. 220 00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:12,536 What I mean is, being mean is not sexy. 221 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,404 Sam: Huh. 222 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,941 Why don't you get that tea on? The mother will be here soon. 223 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,644 Priscilla: Everybody's so scared of Maude. 224 00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,379 Sam: Priscilla... 225 00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,915 Priscilla: You are really pissed about this. 226 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,010 Sam: And I don't think it's funny. 227 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,230 Priscilla: I didn't know Nancy was going to come by, baby. 228 00:11:29,254 --> 00:11:32,589 Sam: Even if she didn't, you weren't going to. 229 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,092 Priscilla: OK. This is not you. 230 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,827 Sam: What? 231 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,895 Priscilla: What are you taking? 232 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,732 Why are you so horny? Are you on testosterone again? 233 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,569 Sam: Look. This... Are you kidding me? 234 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,837 Priscilla: What is this? 235 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,205 Sam: It's been weeks, Cilla. 236 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,539 Priscilla: I know, but... 237 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,775 Sam: I'm not talking about this here. 238 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:55,579 Priscilla: Well, OK, Mr. Secret Service. 239 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,581 Sam: You think this is funny? 240 00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:01,952 Priscilla: No, but come on. You cut me some slack. 241 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,288 Sam: Just do your job. 242 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,026 Priscilla: Yes, sir. 243 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,826 Nancy: Hey, baby. 244 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,267 Richard: Hmm. 245 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,270 Oh, what are you doing back here? 246 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,172 Nancy: It's my home. 247 00:12:55,307 --> 00:13:01,144 Richard: No, it isn't, not until you tell me who it is. 248 00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,581 Nancy: Are you not understanding 249 00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:10,854 that I have to bury a child that I did not do right by 250 00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,834 and you think the father is important? 251 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,258 Richard: Yes. It is. 252 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,360 Nancy: Why? 253 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:20,363 Richard: Because you lied to me. 254 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:23,366 Nancy: Richard, I'm... 255 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,370 I'm not gonna tell you who it is, OK, 256 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,607 so we're gonna just be mad, but right now, 257 00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:33,476 I got to figure out... 258 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,313 I got to figure out all this stuff for Leon. 259 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,282 Richard: Yeah. OK. 260 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,821 Nancy: [Sighs] 261 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,423 Richard: [Chuckles] 262 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:48,558 You know, I figured you'd say that. 263 00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,697 You need to go back 264 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,566 to wherever you were last night. 265 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:01,338 - Richard, don't do this. - I'm not playing with you. 266 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,586 Nancy: My money bought this house just like yours did. 267 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,177 Richard: But my money was faithful. 268 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:10,814 Nancy: But I was here doing right by you. 269 00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:13,883 Richard: Then how in the... hell 270 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,419 did you get pregnant, huh? 271 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:20,624 What, is this some kind of new thing that I don't know about? 272 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,293 Man, I was in the war thinking about you every damn day, 273 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,073 and you were here laying up with some... 274 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:28,999 Nancy: You were too weak to pack all these things. 275 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,268 - Well, I did it. - Did Barry help you? 276 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,904 Richard: I did it. 277 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,474 Nancy: You need to go and unpack them 278 00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,442 because I am not leaving. 279 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,315 Richard: OK. 280 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,384 [Groans] 281 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,252 [Exhales] 282 00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:57,093 I'm gonna make your life here hell. 283 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,567 Nancy: Well, that's disappointing... 284 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:08,204 because you're a better man than that. 285 00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:15,245 Richard: You have no idea how low I can go. 286 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,282 Nancy: I'm seeing it. 287 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,554 I'm seeing it. 288 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:39,502 Gayle: Why do you get so nervous when she comes around? 289 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,604 Victoria: Shut up. 290 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,807 What the hell is wrong with you? 291 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,275 Jason: Nothing. 292 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,188 Priscilla: Shall I place it here, ma'am? 293 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,079 Victoria: Yes, please. 294 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,980 Priscilla: OK. 295 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,127 Victoria: Why are you looking like that? 296 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:55,652 You are both going. 297 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,756 [Clears throat] 298 00:15:59,891 --> 00:16:01,524 Maude: Hello. 299 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,059 Victoria: Mother. 300 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,728 Maude: How are you? 301 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,029 Victoria: I'm well. 302 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,031 Maude: Huh. Are you? 303 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,733 Victoria: Yes, ma'am. 304 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:14,904 Maude: Well, I suppose you are, but you do not look well. 305 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,539 Victoria: I'm sorry. 306 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:17,874 Maude: Oh, no, no. 307 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:22,812 It's the best you can do, obviously. 308 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,848 Victoria: [Sighs] 309 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,083 How are you? 310 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,919 Maude: Annoyed that I had to come here. 311 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,122 Victoria: I am so sorry. 312 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,525 Maude: "Thank you" would be a better sentiment. 313 00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:38,595 Victoria: Thank you. 314 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:42,866 Maude: Well, are you ready to go, you two? 315 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,367 Victoria: Yes. They are. 316 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,538 Maude: I was asking my grandkids. 317 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,175 Gayle: I don't want to go. 318 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,511 - Why not? - Because I don't want to. 319 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,357 - Gayle... - I'm meeting with my lawyer. 320 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,381 - Your lawyer? - Yes. 321 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,128 Gayle: I'm emancipating from this family. 322 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,052 Maude: Oh, you really are something, 323 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,222 just like your mother. 324 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,991 How does it feel, darling, 325 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,627 to have it all come back on you, dear? 326 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,129 Victoria: Not good. 327 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,697 Maude: Hmm. 328 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,300 Well, now you see what I went through with you 329 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,937 during your rebellion stages, 330 00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:23,173 but it all worked out for the best. 331 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:28,011 It got you in line, didn't it? 332 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:30,180 Victoria: Yes, it did. 333 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,582 Maude: "It"? 334 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,722 Victoria: You, Mother. You... you got me in line. 335 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:43,760 Maude: And I will do the same for these little... 336 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,929 bundles of joy. 337 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,764 Victoria: Thank you. 338 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:49,399 Gayle: I don't want to go. 339 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,635 Maude: I'm sure you don't, darling, but you will. 340 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,404 - Why? - Gayle... 341 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,240 Maude: No, no, no. Let her. 342 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,777 Is there something more you would like to say, darling? 343 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:04,581 But you might want to think on this, dear. 344 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:10,119 The more you speak, the harsher will be your punishment 345 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:14,591 for you and for your brother. 346 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:18,161 - What punishment? - Shut up, Gayle. 347 00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:21,698 - What about you, son? - What did I do? 348 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,000 Maude: That little incident at the table. 349 00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,669 I haven't forgotten about that. 350 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,273 Jason: Fine. 351 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,842 Maude: Now, see, there's the right attitude. 352 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,344 Jason: How long will we be gone? 353 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:37,046 Maude: As long as it takes. 354 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,515 Jason: Takes for what? 355 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,051 Maude: Well, that will depend on you two. 356 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,020 Jason: I need to get back here. 357 00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:47,323 Maude: Well, then, this shouldn't take very long at all. 358 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,592 Victoria: You're going to have fun. 359 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,362 Maude: Yes. Well, here's the deal. 360 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,664 We're going to the country house. 361 00:18:54,799 --> 00:19:00,169 We're going to talk, ride horses, and fish, 362 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:06,376 and figure out what's going on with your two. 363 00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:09,045 Victoria: It sounds like fun, right? 364 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,614 Maude: Mm. Go on to the car. 365 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,818 Victoria: Go. Go. 366 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,054 Maude: Go. 367 00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:21,190 Gayle: Tsk. Ohh... 368 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,696 [Sighs] 369 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,233 Victoria: Thank you for coming. 370 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,869 Maude: Can you do anything right? 371 00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:37,373 Do I and your father have to do everything for you? 372 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:42,445 I'm ready to live my days out in peace... 373 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,113 [Chuckles] 374 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,050 but here I am, 375 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,752 always cleaning up your shit. 376 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,222 You... 377 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,292 You're such a disappointment to me 378 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,796 over and over and over again. 379 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:06,402 I will get these things you call children in line... 380 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,273 and then I'll be back... 381 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,243 to deal with you. 382 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,115 Victoria: Yes, ma'am. 383 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,385 Maude: [Sighs] 384 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,889 Priscilla: It got chilly in there when she walked in. 385 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,138 Sam: Don't do that. 386 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:44,874 - Do what? - Make fun of them. 387 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,110 Priscilla: OK. You know what? 388 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,489 I'm just gonna stop talking to you 389 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,380 until you get out of your funk. 390 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,448 - Sam? - Ma'am? 391 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,385 Priscilla: Oh, your girlfriend's calling you. 392 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,325 [Door closes] 393 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,131 Victoria: I don't think I'm going to need you at this time. 394 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,365 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 395 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,834 Victoria: This time. 396 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,103 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 397 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,272 Victoria: She went quietly. 398 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,441 Sam: That's great news. 399 00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:19,942 Victoria: Yeah. 400 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:28,217 Sam: Are you OK, ma'am? 401 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,687 Victoria: Yes. Thank you. 402 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,423 Sam: You know, I hear they grow out of it. 403 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,191 Victoria: What? 404 00:21:35,326 --> 00:21:39,195 Sam: Kids, these rebellious stages. 405 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,097 Victoria: Oh. 406 00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:43,800 I'm not thinking about that right now. 407 00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:47,470 Sam: Well, whatever it is, ma'am, it'll be OK. 408 00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:50,006 Victoria: You want to know what I'm thinking about? 409 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,710 Sam: What's your concern, ma'am? 410 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,411 Victoria: Running. 411 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,247 Sam: Ma'am? 412 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,317 Victoria: Never mind. 413 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,453 Thank you. 414 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,489 Sam: Well, if you need anything else... 415 00:22:06,624 --> 00:22:09,492 Victoria: You'll be the first person I call. 416 00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:12,729 Sam: Yes, ma'am. Excuse me. 417 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,412 [Cell phone rings] 418 00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:34,016 Barry: Hello? 419 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,586 Sam: Hey, what'd you want to talk to me about? 420 00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:38,265 Barry: Uncle, I really need to talk to you 421 00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:39,956 about this in person. 422 00:22:40,091 --> 00:22:41,724 Sam: Oh, I understand. 423 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,060 Looks like it's gonna be a long night over here. 424 00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:45,528 Barry: I get it. It's OK. 425 00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:47,163 Sam: Where are you? 426 00:22:47,298 --> 00:22:48,776 Barry: I'm watching some of these Rakudushi fools. 427 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,067 Sam: Oh, Barry, be careful. 428 00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:53,369 Barry: Just trying to find my daughter, man. 429 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,471 Sam: OK. Just be careful, huh? 430 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:56,939 Barry: I will. 431 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:59,235 Sam: I'll call you as soon as I get a break. 432 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:00,643 Barry: OK. 433 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,012 Sam: Whatever you want to talk to me about 434 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,308 must be really important. 435 00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:06,015 Barry: Yeah. It's really bad. 436 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:07,517 Sam: OK. 437 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,296 I promise I'll get right with you. 438 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,321 Barry: Yeah. All right. I'll talk to you later. 439 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:16,425 [Ping ping ping] 440 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:20,029 Hey! Hey, hey! 441 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,443 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here. Come here. 442 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,044 Ruthie, Ruth, what are you doing here? 443 00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:25,401 Ruth: Don't hurt me. 444 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,580 Barry: I'm... Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you. 445 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:28,304 Where is my daughter? 446 00:23:28,439 --> 00:23:30,339 - I can't... - Where? 447 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,542 Ruth: I can't tell you. I'm sorry. 448 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,188 Barry: Ruth, I'm not... playing with you right now. 449 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,790 - Where's my daughter? - Don't! Don't hurt me. 450 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,591 - Don't hurt me. - I'm not. Listen to me. 451 00:23:37,615 --> 00:23:41,417 Barry: I'm not gonna hurt you, but where is Callie? 452 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,386 Ruth: The Highest has her. 453 00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:45,188 Barry: Well, take me to him. 454 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,801 - I can't. - What the... 455 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,402 Barry: What are you talking about, you can't? 456 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,970 Ruth: I can't. They'll hurt me and her. 457 00:23:49,994 --> 00:23:51,539 Barry: Yeah. Well, I don't care about that, Ruth. 458 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,606 I want to find out where she is. 459 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:53,750 Ruth: I can't tell you. 460 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,042 Barry: Ruth, that is our daughter. 461 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,299 Don't you love her? 462 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:57,978 Ruth: I do, but she's better with him. 463 00:23:58,002 --> 00:23:59,480 The Prophet will return for the pure of heart. 464 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:01,015 Barry: Where is she? Where is she at? 465 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,406 Ruth: No. They are coming for the pure at heart. 466 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:04,718 Barry: Where's she at, Ruth? 467 00:24:04,742 --> 00:24:06,342 Ruth: I can't tell you. 468 00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:07,488 Barry: All right, man. Let's go. 469 00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:08,956 - No! - No. 470 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,691 Barry: I'm taking your ass to the police. 471 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:12,393 - I can't go to the police. - Yes, you are. 472 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,295 Ruth: Raphael! Jerome! Please! I can't go to the police! 473 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,819 Barry: Back the... up! Back the... up! Let's go. 474 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,123 Ruth: No! No. Please. Stop it. No! Please. No. 475 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,925 Barry: Come on! 476 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:27,530 Ruth: No! Stop it! I don't want to! 477 00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:31,934 Oh! Stop! Why are you doing this? 478 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:35,037 Why? I don't want to go with you. 479 00:24:36,774 --> 00:24:38,385 Barry: Naw. You ain't going nowhere. 480 00:24:38,409 --> 00:24:40,449 Ruth: Let go of me. Oh, please don't. 481 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,812 Barry: Shut up! 482 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,362 - Sir... - Yes? 483 00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:49,597 Helen: the first lady would like to see you. 484 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:51,287 Sam: Uh, yes, right away. 485 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,192 [Knocks on door] 486 00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:59,195 Victoria: I'm in here. 487 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:02,665 Sam: Ma'am? 488 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,301 Victoria: I'm in here. 489 00:25:08,706 --> 00:25:12,642 Sam: Oh, uh... I'm so sorry, ma'am. 490 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,478 Victoria: I thought you were Hunter. 491 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,213 Sam: I'm sorry, ma'am. 492 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:21,984 Victoria: You can turn around. I'm dressed. 493 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,990 Sam: Um... 494 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,295 I'm sorry, ma'am. 495 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:33,729 Victoria: Stop. 496 00:25:33,831 --> 00:25:39,168 You made me think I'm an old, out-of-shape lady. 497 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:41,771 [Chuckles] 498 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:45,908 You don't think that, do you? 499 00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,545 Sam: No, ma'am. 500 00:25:49,647 --> 00:25:51,113 Victoria: Good. 501 00:25:51,215 --> 00:25:53,916 I mean, I work hard on this body. 502 00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:57,586 Look at it. 503 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,555 Sam: Ma'am... 504 00:25:59,657 --> 00:26:01,891 Victoria: I'm wearing negligee. 505 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:08,864 Look at it. Can you tell I work out? 506 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:13,002 Yes, ma'am. 507 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,037 Victoria: Mm. Good. 508 00:26:17,508 --> 00:26:19,175 I know you do. 509 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:20,487 Sam: You wanted to see me for something? 510 00:26:20,511 --> 00:26:26,315 Victoria: Yes. I like to run. 511 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,517 So do you, right? 512 00:26:28,619 --> 00:26:30,219 Sam: Yes. 513 00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:34,290 Victoria: I used to run at night at the governor's mansion. 514 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:37,126 You think you can arrange something like that here? 515 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,096 Sam: That could be difficult, ma'am. 516 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,376 Victoria: I'm sure you can make that a possibility. 517 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,201 Sam: I can look into it. 518 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:49,171 Victoria: OK, because I have to stay in shape. 519 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:50,617 Sam: Is that all you needed, ma'am? 520 00:26:50,641 --> 00:26:54,176 - Thank you... - Sure. 521 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:59,682 Victoria: and you'll let me know when it's organized? 522 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,851 Sam: Yes, ma'am. 523 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,653 Victoria: Thank you, 524 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:08,157 because my legs have always been tight. 525 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:12,661 I used to be a runner in high school. 526 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:15,364 I have to keep them looking like this. 527 00:27:17,468 --> 00:27:19,835 See how strong? 528 00:27:19,937 --> 00:27:20,937 Sam: Ma'am... 529 00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:23,773 Victoria: You have the nicest ass. 530 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,975 Sam: Ma'am... 531 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:28,511 Victoria: I'm sorry. Is this crossing a line? 532 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:33,249 Sam: Yes, ma'am. It is. 533 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:36,118 [Exhales] 534 00:27:38,389 --> 00:27:40,890 Victoria: Then what I'm thinking every time I see you 535 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,225 is way across the line. 536 00:27:43,327 --> 00:27:44,571 Sam: If that will be all, ma'am... 537 00:27:44,595 --> 00:27:47,430 Victoria: Is that all for you? 538 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:51,200 - Touch me. - Ma'am... 539 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,668 Sam: Ma'am... 540 00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:54,248 Victoria: Look at you getting hard. 541 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:58,908 Sam: Ma'am, you have to stop. Step back. Ma'am, step back. 542 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,043 Victoria: [Chuckles] 543 00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:02,689 - Do I? - Ma'am, please. 544 00:28:02,713 --> 00:28:07,450 Sam: Ma'am, please stop it. 545 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:10,052 Victoria: It's much bigger than I thought. 546 00:28:10,154 --> 00:28:14,657 You don't want me to stop because you would've left. 547 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:18,294 Sam: Ma'am... 548 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,297 Victoria: Come on. 549 00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:24,600 Don't you want to... the first lady? 550 00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:32,041 Yeah, you do. 551 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,178 Sam: [Exhales] 552 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,115 Diane: Wait, wait. 553 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:43,619 A dead girl? Are you sure? 554 00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:47,123 Oh, yes. 555 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,125 The two Secret Service agents. 556 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:53,095 Yes. 557 00:28:53,197 --> 00:28:55,564 Let me call you back. 558 00:28:58,102 --> 00:28:59,435 What the hell are you doing? 559 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:02,438 Ellie: Oh, looking at my new office. 560 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,809 Diane: Little girl, get your ass out of here. 561 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,777 Ellie: That's my seat now. 562 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,491 I'll give you 10 minutes to clear out, OK? 563 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,326 Diane: Who the hell do you think you are? 564 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,851 Ellie: I have the job, OK, and what you need to understand 565 00:29:15,953 --> 00:29:21,023 is that you're fired, so why don't you 566 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:25,461 just get your things and go? 567 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:29,231 Diane: Clearly, you have no idea who I am. 568 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:32,801 Ellie: Oh, Ms. Wilmont, but I do... 569 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:38,240 An old, unemployed bitch. 570 00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:41,510 Diane: So you think you're smart, huh? 571 00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:44,713 Let me educate you on something, little, smart girl. 572 00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:48,150 Getting on your knees and getting a job is easy, 573 00:29:48,252 --> 00:29:51,921 but having the brains to do it is another. 574 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:52,755 Ellie: Good-bye. 575 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,424 Diane: You trifling 'hood rat. 576 00:29:55,526 --> 00:29:57,437 Ellie: Uh-huh. You know what? Why don't I just help you? 577 00:29:57,461 --> 00:29:59,039 Why don't we just get your things? 578 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,163 Diane: Don't you touch my things. 579 00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:04,466 Ellie: Oh, Ms. Wilmont... 580 00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:11,707 [Door closes] 581 00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:14,109 Allan: Sir, I have him on hold. 582 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,245 - OK. Take a message. - Yes, sir. 583 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:17,146 - So, Donald... - Yes? 584 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,682 - He gave the job to her? - Who? 585 00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,250 Diane: Ellie. 586 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,953 Donald: Well, uh, what are you doing? 587 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,254 Diane: I'm just leaving. 588 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,201 Donald: OK. I will walk with you. 589 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:28,702 - Is that cool? - Yeah, sure. 590 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:30,671 Donald: Wait, wait, wait. The exit's right here. 591 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:32,506 - I know where the exit is. - OK. Listen. Wait, Diane... 592 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,374 - Get you hands off of me! - Where are you going, huh? 593 00:30:34,398 --> 00:30:36,476 - No, no, no, no, no! No. No. - ...you, Donald, 594 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,511 - Call Secret Service right now. - And... him 595 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,703 Donald: No. Oh... 596 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,042 Diane: Good morning, everyone. 597 00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:49,912 I'm here to let you all know that I've been fired 598 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:53,349 and I've been replaced by my aide 599 00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,529 because, apparently, the president like to reward 600 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:59,488 young, dumb, pretty girls who give good head. 601 00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:03,003 Also, I had DNA testing done on a pair of yellow panties 602 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,027 that I found in the Oval Office. 603 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:09,431 Apparently, they belong to a dead girl 604 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,653 who two Secret Service agents were claimed 605 00:31:11,702 --> 00:31:14,637 to have been seeing, but the other DNA sample 606 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:18,007 found on the underwear belonged to a white male 607 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:20,109 with brown pubic hair. 608 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:23,979 Coincidence? I think not. 609 00:31:24,081 --> 00:31:27,316 Also, this president has not read one brief. 610 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,962 He's not taken one cabinet meeting. 611 00:31:28,986 --> 00:31:31,020 He spends his days in the White House 612 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:36,025 chasing young girls, so to hell with this job. 613 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:38,460 ...him. I quit. 614 00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:40,207 Oh, and another thing... As you can see, 615 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,632 I am completely healthy, so if I happen to die 616 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:47,503 for some strange reason, investigate this asshole 617 00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:50,839 and his entire... up administration. 618 00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:51,674 Thank you. 619 00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:54,043 [People murmuring] 620 00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:58,847 Diane: Oh, ha ha! Speak of the devil. 621 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:01,183 Ellie, why don't you come on up here? 622 00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:02,362 I have a question for you. 623 00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:06,488 Did you rinse after you swallowed, or no? 624 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,491 No? Mm. 625 00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:12,328 Well, then, why don't you come on up here 626 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,297 and show everyone how good you are 627 00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:17,533 and how you got this job? 628 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:21,603 Here. You can use my mic to demonstrate. 629 00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:23,806 I'll wash it afterwards. 630 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:28,744 Hmm, guess she only saves the good stuff for the president. 631 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:32,815 Mic drop, bitches. 632 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:36,418 Donald: No, no, no, no. No, no. 633 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,165 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no. 634 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,688 No, no, no. No, no, no. 635 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,835 Kyle: It's back. Back, back, back, back, back. 636 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,293 It's back. Come on. 637 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:45,906 - Come on. - OK. 638 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:51,100 Hunter: Ohh... that bitch. 639 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:52,868 Donald: Sir, calm down, OK? 640 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:56,805 Hunter: How dare she do that? I blame you for this. 641 00:32:56,907 --> 00:32:58,440 Donald: Sir? 642 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:00,809 Hunter: This is why I didn't want to hire her. 643 00:33:00,911 --> 00:33:02,478 I knew she was a rat. 644 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,940 This is exactly what I've been talking about, Donald. 645 00:33:05,816 --> 00:33:10,352 Hunter: No. This is your fault. Donald: You're fired. t you... 646 00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,500 What? Why are you still standing there? 647 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:17,493 You are fired, and take that... with you. 648 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,120 Hunter: Did he just slam the... door? 649 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:34,384 Kyle: Here. Here you are, sir. 650 00:33:34,478 --> 00:33:35,822 Hunter: I don't want a... drink. 651 00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:37,023 Kyle: Sir, please. It's OK. 652 00:33:37,047 --> 00:33:38,191 You have to know that Mr. Winthrop 653 00:33:38,215 --> 00:33:39,548 is very capable at his job. 654 00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:41,395 - He will spin this. - This is his disa... 655 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,363 Hunter: This whole thing, he's been telling me, 656 00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:44,787 never gonna come back on me. 657 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:46,288 "Hire Diane. She's the best." 658 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,490 This is a catastrophe. It's all his fault. 659 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,092 Kyle: Sir, listen. 660 00:33:50,227 --> 00:33:53,629 I know that this is very stressful, but don't worry. 661 00:33:53,764 --> 00:33:55,364 When we are done with her, 662 00:33:55,499 --> 00:33:58,734 she will wish that she was born mute. 663 00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:00,836 Hunter: "We"? 664 00:34:00,971 --> 00:34:02,883 Kyle: Mr. Winthrop and myself, sir. 665 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,118 - OK. Kyle, I'm gonna say this - We are a very good team. 666 00:34:05,142 --> 00:34:06,642 Hunter: one more time. 667 00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:08,088 Kyle: We are a good team to handle things like that. 668 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:10,112 Hunter: I want him fired. 669 00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:13,682 Kyle: Sir, I really think you should sleep on it. 670 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:16,218 He's the best at this job, and he protects you 671 00:34:16,353 --> 00:34:19,521 with everything that he has in him. 672 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,424 Hunter: Yeah. You, uh... 673 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,460 You gonna pave over this, then? 674 00:34:27,531 --> 00:34:31,366 No. Don't. Just don't. Stop everything. Just... 675 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:33,502 Oh, no. 676 00:34:33,637 --> 00:34:36,705 [Sighs] 677 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:41,143 - Sir... - Fine. You win. He's not fired. 678 00:34:41,278 --> 00:34:43,979 Kyle: It's a win for us all, sir. Thank you. 679 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:48,250 Sir, do you mind if I go and speak with him? 680 00:34:48,385 --> 00:34:51,119 Hunter: Yeah. Go ahead. 681 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,721 Kyle: Yes, sir. 682 00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:01,129 [Door closes] 683 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,067 Allan: What was that all about? 684 00:35:05,202 --> 00:35:06,847 Ellie: I got the job. I told you that. 685 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,871 Allan: Yeah, but how did you get it? 686 00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:11,440 Ellie: Are you really asking me that, Allan? 687 00:35:11,575 --> 00:35:13,320 Allan: She just said all those things. 688 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:14,654 Ellie: Of course she said that, Allan. 689 00:35:14,678 --> 00:35:16,356 She's upset. She just got fired. 690 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,124 - What is this? - I need to concentrate, OK? 691 00:35:18,148 --> 00:35:19,659 Ellie: I'm gonna have to go out there and fix all this. 692 00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:21,523 - No. You won't. - Excuse me? 693 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,263 Donald: Shut up. Allan, get back to your desk... 694 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,520 Allan: Yes, sir. 695 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,666 Donald: and what are you doing here, huh? 696 00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:28,690 Allan: Nothing, sir. 697 00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:36,877 Donald: You see what the hell you just did? 698 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:38,834 What is this? 699 00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:40,502 Ellie: Her medical records. 700 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,771 Donald: Where the hell did you get this? 701 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,239 Ellie: I was her assistant. 702 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:46,975 Page 4... antidepressants, bipolar medication. 703 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:48,677 She smokes pot. 704 00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:50,524 Donald: No, no, no. You can't use this. 705 00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,714 Ellie: Oh, I can, and I will. 706 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,350 Donald: Who taught you this? 707 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:59,021 Ellie: She did. Now, if you'll excuse me... 708 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:01,201 Donald: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where do you think you're going? 709 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,824 Ellie: To talk to the press. 710 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,171 Donald: No. You are not ready to go out there, trust me. 711 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:07,829 Ellie: Oh, honey... 712 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:10,566 I was born ready. 713 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,570 Donald: Huh. 714 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:23,211 Ellie: Settle down. Settle down, please. 715 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,715 First off, let me start by introducing myself. 716 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:29,685 My name is Ellie Lyles, and, unfortunately, 717 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,954 I do need to let you know that Ms. Wilmont 718 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,690 is now being seen by our White House physician. 719 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,192 She's been having some issues lately, 720 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:38,794 as you all just witnessed. 721 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:41,830 Due to her impaired state, Ms. Wilmont has alleged 722 00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,232 some extreme accusations 723 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,935 against myself and this administration. 724 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,737 Kyle: You got your job back. 725 00:36:48,872 --> 00:36:51,607 Donald: Yeah? What'd you have to do to get that, hmm? 726 00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:55,043 Kyle: Well, I'll have a sore throat in the morning. 727 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:58,914 Donald: Don't kid around. 728 00:36:59,049 --> 00:37:01,350 Kyle: Oh, you're not jealous, are you, lover? 729 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,152 Donald: Just do not kid around. 730 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:07,623 Kyle: He's a hothead. He's calming down. 731 00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,791 She's actually doing pretty good. 732 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,059 Donald: Yeah. 733 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,829 Ellie: First question? 734 00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,465 Kyle: Will I see you later tonight? 735 00:37:19,136 --> 00:37:22,137 Donald: Most definitely. 736 00:37:23,807 --> 00:37:24,807 [Chopping] 737 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:28,543 Priscilla: [Sighs] 738 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,223 - Priscilla... - Yes? 739 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:31,647 Laura: have you seen Jean? 740 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,182 - No. I haven't. - Well, if you see her... 741 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,662 Priscilla: Well, where was she last? 742 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,597 Laura: Helping get the kids packed. 743 00:37:37,621 --> 00:37:39,265 Priscilla: And you haven't seen her? 744 00:37:39,289 --> 00:37:41,556 Laura: No. She's not answering her pages. 745 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:43,770 Priscilla: Well, that's not like her at all. 746 00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:44,794 Laura: I know. 747 00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:46,662 - Did she sign out? - No. 748 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,274 Priscilla: Oh, well, she has to be around here somewhere. 749 00:37:48,298 --> 00:37:50,165 - I know. - OK. 750 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,633 Priscilla: Well, if I see her, 751 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,313 I'll let her know you're looking for her. 752 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,297 - OK. - OK. Thank you, Miss Laura. 753 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,209 Sam: Ma'am... 754 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:02,611 Victoria: Mm... 755 00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,457 Sam: Ma'am, enough. Ma'am, stop it. 756 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:06,415 Victoria: Oh! 757 00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:12,721 Sam: Are you OK? 758 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,491 Victoria: Heh. Yes. 759 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,995 You just let me make a fool of myself. 760 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,463 Sam: Ma'am, I am sorry. 761 00:38:21,598 --> 00:38:23,276 Victoria: I hate this place. I hate it! 762 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,867 Sam: Ma'am, I am sorry, but I'm going to have to leave. 763 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:29,838 Victoria: Then just leave. Leave! 764 00:38:29,973 --> 00:38:31,406 Sam: Ma'am, excuse me. 765 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,176 Victoria: You can't hide it. Look at you. 766 00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:36,878 You're still hard. 767 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:41,316 Let's just do it. 768 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,719 No one will know. 769 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,423 Sam: I will. 770 00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:51,026 Victoria: You're still hard. 771 00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:00,469 Priscilla: Hey. 772 00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:02,804 Sam: Hi. Uh... 773 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,884 Priscilla: What are you doing in there? 774 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:08,477 Sam: Uh, she needed me to take care of something. 775 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:10,946 Priscilla: But you never go in there. 776 00:39:11,081 --> 00:39:14,416 Sam: They don't do things like the others did. 777 00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:17,753 Priscilla: Look. Can we talk? Let's go in the kitchen. 778 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:20,055 Sam: No, no. Baby, I'll be there in a minute. 779 00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:23,925 Priscilla: OK. Look. I'm sorry. 780 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:26,995 I've realized that I've been very selfish, 781 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:28,363 and you deserve better. 782 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:30,732 - It's fine, Cilla. - No. It's not. 783 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,503 Priscilla: Tonight I'm gonna cook you a great meal, 784 00:39:34,638 --> 00:39:37,105 and I'm gonna put on my... 785 00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,941 [Chuckles] 786 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,777 Sam. 787 00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,311 Sam: [Exhales] 788 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,013 Yeah? 789 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:48,784 Priscilla: Well, turn around. 790 00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:52,621 Sam. 791 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,458 Sam: [Sighs] 792 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,895 - What the ...? Sam! - Shh! Shh! 793 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,875 - No. What are you doing? - Let me... 794 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,610 - What are you doing? - Oh, it's all right. Walk. 795 00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:05,078 - Walk with me. OK. - Sam... 796 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:08,837 Laura: Girl didn't even clean this room. 797 00:40:08,972 --> 00:40:12,474 Oh, where the hell are you, Jean? 798 00:40:13,877 --> 00:40:15,377 Uh... 799 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,046 Huh. 800 00:40:24,788 --> 00:40:26,922 Aah! 801 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:29,191 Aah! 802 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:32,661 [Whimpering] 803 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:38,066 Aah! 804 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:41,090